Too Many Choices
Updated: Apr 16
What song do you sing when you wash your hands during a pandemic?
A weighty and potentially embarrassing question that I don't know how to answer.
It takes me xztj&y much time to keep working out my normal material so let's calm down our song expectations right? It's a process! Government Funding For the Arts! Anyway, that being said, do I -
Belt Defying Gravity for my neighbors to solidify their disdain?
Do Happy Birthday but to a different toiletry every day?
Riff with a vengeance?
Make clown horn noises with my mouth?
Recite the Gettysburg Address as a quarantined Daniel Day Lewis?
Start my yodeling career right here right now?
Sing, sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong?
Panic and start counting to 20?
Yup - that's the one