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Too Many Choices

Updated: Aug 6, 2020

What song do you sing when you wash your hands during a pandemic?

A potentially embarrassing question that I don't know how to answer.

It takes me xztj&y much time to keep working out my normal material so let's calm down our song expectations right? It's a process! Government Funding For the Arts! Anyway, that being said, do I -

Belt Defying Gravity for my neighbors to solidify their disdain?

Do Happy Birthday but to a different toiletry every day?

Riff with a vengeance?

Make clown horn noises with my mouth?

Recite the Gettysburg Address as a quarantined Daniel Day Lewis?

Start my yodeling career right here right now, baby?

Sing, sing a song, sing out loud, sing out strong?

Panic and start counting to 20?

Yup - that's the one

Photo Taken Yesterday Pre Hand Wash

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